useyourwandbro:

lumoscas:

blue-and-bronzed-princess:

hpnextgenuniverse:

Hogwarts started doing a student exchange program between the houses. Once a year, four unfortunate students would be selected and then placed in one of the other three houses for two weeks to “experience new things and better understand your fellow students.” Seriously, imagine how much fun we can have with this headcanon.
“Why is it always so dark in your guys’ dorms all the time? And p-please get that snake away from me.”
“Do Gryffindors have to be so loud ALL THE TIME? I’m trying to study!”
“I mean I sneeze and I get bombarded with two dozen ‘bless you’s! And if one more person tries to give me another passionate hug or asks me if there’s anything I want to talk about, I’m going to hex someone!”
“I DON’T KNOW WHERE VANISHED OBJECTS GO, I JUST WANT INTO MY BLOODY ROOM!”

HAHAHA

best part, you could tell which houses the persno came from and which house they were talking to.

this is everything

useyourwandbro:

lumoscas:

blue-and-bronzed-princess:

hpnextgenuniverse:

Hogwarts started doing a student exchange program between the houses. Once a year, four unfortunate students would be selected and then placed in one of the other three houses for two weeks to “experience new things and better understand your fellow students.” Seriously, imagine how much fun we can have with this headcanon.

“Why is it always so dark in your guys’ dorms all the time? And p-please get that snake away from me.”

“Do Gryffindors have to be so loud ALL THE TIME? I’m trying to study!”

“I mean I sneeze and I get bombarded with two dozen ‘bless you’s! And if one more person tries to give me another passionate hug or asks me if there’s anything I want to talk about, I’m going to hex someone!”

“I DON’T KNOW WHERE VANISHED OBJECTS GO, I JUST WANT INTO MY BLOODY ROOM!”

HAHAHA

best part, you could tell which houses the persno came from and which house they were talking to.

this is everything

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

In hindsight, it’s not a good idea to have a Munchlax and a Pokemon with fridge magnets for hands in the same house. 

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

In hindsight, it’s not a good idea to have a Munchlax and a Pokemon with fridge magnets for hands in the same house. 

swiftwidget:

marvelousspoiler:

fighting4fantasy:

Barnes & Noble.

Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

go to your room and think about what you’ve done

swiftwidget:

marvelousspoiler:

fighting4fantasy:

Barnes & Noble.

Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

go to your room and think about what you’ve done

Anonymous asked
ok but what if tony was trying to help bucky catch up with things and he takes steve and him to play laser tag and things get out of hand between all three of them really really quickly

imaginebucky:

OH MY GOD BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE THE AVENGERS PLAYING LASER TAG.

like it starts out as just tony and steve and bucky and then one day natasha and clint appear out of nowhere and are positively ruthless in their victory. and bucky just shakes his head at steve and tony and says, “screw you guys i’m going to team up with the sniper.”

(tony just screams TRAITOR while clint sticks his tongue out at him. what babies.)

but it turns into a massive thing, okay, because natasha and clint and bucky together are lethal, so tony reels pepper in and steve gets sam in, and natasha bribes darcy with delicious cookies and darcy drags thor in (who tony kicks out after he break two guns, so thor helps bruce officiate)

the game moves past the arena into the tower and then into the city. it continues off and on for years, but it all comes to a head just after SHIELD is properly reestablished.

the new shield headquarters are sprawling and it becomes the ideal playing ground. soon every agent is playing on one team or another, and no one objects because it’s good tactical training-

that is, until fury rides through the doors on a motorcycle with two laser guns the size of small cannons to mow down everyone in sight. (bucky, watching everything go down with director coulson in his office, is laughing so hard tears are leaking.)

and that’s the end of that.

sushinfood:

"Weird Al" Yankovic does it again with his newest parody "Word Crimes"

Using the chain rule is like peeling an onion. You have to deal with every layer at a time and if it’s too big you’ll start crying.

Calculus professor (via mathprofessorquotes)